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In my line of work, I only have, uh, two rules.
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How do I get out of this fucking place?
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No children.
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And, uh, never lose your cool.
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Oh...
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What the fuck?
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Ugh...
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Fuck!
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What the fuck did I eat?
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Fuck. I got ice.
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Did I drink the ice?
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This is fucked.
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Ugh, there's so much shit, it's fucking everywhere.
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I hate my life.
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Jesus Christ.
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Oh...
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Oh, fuck.
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Just a moment, Enrique, I'm coming!
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No problem, sir.
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I'm at the harbor right now, dude. There's a paid ticket I have.
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They're gonna leave
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- if I don't get on the boat. - Six.
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-This guy's gonna take off. - Six.
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Hold on a sec. The bags. Pick the...
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- Six... - Pick the bags with me.
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Hurry up, sir.
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Fuck!
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- Fucking key's in my jacket. - Six.
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I, uh... Hey!
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Oh, it's you.
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Yeah. Would you do me a favor?
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Would you fuck a friend of mine?
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You don't have to really fuck him. Just play with this dick.
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He probably comes fast. Uh, you understand?
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Like, will you have sex with my friend?
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Motherfucker.
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No, uh... You know what?
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Scratch that. New plan.
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You're making me pull out the big guns here.
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That's some wild shit.
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You like sloppy top, right?
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- What? - Blow jobs. I'll give you a blow job.
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Make sure nobody learns about this,
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and I will give you a blow job on your morning commute...
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- Agent Six. - ...every day.
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And if I go out of town,
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I'll double up when I get back, all right?
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And I will not act like it's a chore.
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