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Get out of here, right now, or I'll call the...
Mr Robot
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Police?
Mr Robot
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I mean, you want them to find out about the hundred terabytes of child pornography
Mr Robot
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you serve to your 400,000 users?
Mr Robot
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Personally, man,
Mr Robot
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I was hoping it was just gonna be some BDSM stuff.
Mr Robot
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You realize how much simpler that would've been?
Mr Robot
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I did not hurt anyone.
Mr Robot
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I never did.
Mr Robot
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That's my... personal life.
Mr Robot
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I understand what it's like
Mr Robot
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to be different.
Mr Robot
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I'm very different, too.
Mr Robot
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I mean, I don't jerk off to little kids, but...
Mr Robot
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I don't know how to talk to people.
Mr Robot
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My dad was the only one I could talk to.
Mr Robot
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But he died.
Mr Robot
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I'm sorry to hear that.
Mr Robot
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How did he pass, may I ask?
Mr Robot
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Leukemia.
Mr Robot
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Yeah, he definitely got it from
Mr Robot
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radiation at the company he worked at, though I couldn't prove it.
Mr Robot
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Now, he's dead.
Mr Robot
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Company's fine, though.
Mr Robot
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Oh, hey...
Mr Robot
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It's okay, Rohit.
Mr Robot
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You don't have to worry anymore.
Mr Robot
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I don't understand.
Mr Robot
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Are you blackmailing me?
Mr Robot
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So that's what this is about? Money?
Mr Robot
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That's all you care about, hmm?
Mr Robot
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No.
Mr Robot
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If I pay you now, you'll want more and more.
Mr Robot
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No matter how much I give.
Mr Robot
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You will inform the police anyway.
Mr Robot
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I won't pay you, sir.
Mr Robot
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Remember, you also broke the law.
Mr Robot
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Actually, you're right.
Mr Robot
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Partly.
Mr Robot
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See, I usually do this kind of thing from my computer,
Mr Robot
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but this time I wanted to do it AFK.
Mr Robot
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In person.
Mr Robot
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I'm trying to work on my social anxiety.
Mr Robot
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But there's always the threat of you fleeing after I call you out.
Mr Robot
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You know, you tell your sysadmin to take your servers down, wipe all the data.
Mr Robot
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So...
Mr Robot
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I made sure to include the current time and location on my anonymous tip.
Mr Robot
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Wait, hold on. I'll give you the money. I'll pay you.
Mr Robot
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