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"Dear Mieke, greetings from your American pen pal."
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Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals.
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Listen to yourself, all right?
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No. You met "a cool guy on the Internet."
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Okay, this is how these sexual predators work.
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Next thing you know, he'll want to "arrange a meeting,"
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where he will gas you and stuff you in the back of his van
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and make a wind chime out of your genitals.
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- Come on. Let's go to Wade's. - All right. Screw it.
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Let's go. I'm not gonna let Fiona ruin my graduation night.
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Auf Wiedersehen, Mieke.
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Hey. What's up, losers?
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- What's up, Jenny? - What's up, dude?
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Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore.
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Well, that's very sweet of you. Thanks.
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All right, enough Fiona talk.
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Look around. There's gotta be a hundred drunk girls here.
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We should be trying to have sex with every one of them.
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- Hello? Mixed company? - What?
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- I'm a girl. - No, you're not.
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- You're just a cool guy with long hair. - Where's your evil twin brother at?
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Hey, Jamie. In fine form, I see.
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Why'd you get me gin and tonic? I hate gin.
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- You do? - You guys are the worst twins ever.
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- When are you guys taking off? - Tomorrow morning.
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A whole summer, backpacking around Europe.
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You should've come with us instead of working for Dr. Dad, Scotty.
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It's gonna be so awesome!
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Yeah. I have planned every detail of the trip to maximize the fun.
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You brought a guidebook to a party?
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- Do you wanna see my itinerary? - Do you wanna see my balls?
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You guys decide where you're gonna go first?
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I heard, two years ago, Nicky Jager's sister, Debbie,
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met this really wealthy French guy
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and they spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht.
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Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
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Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy?
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- That sounds a little gay. - It's not gay. I'm a girl.
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- Kind of gay. - It's a little gay.
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All right, I gotta piss like a pregnant woman.
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Hey, listen up, everybody.