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Open up, you two slackers! Mr. Pizzacoli.
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You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered...
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- How you doin'? - Thirty pizzas didn't get delivered last night!
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If I ever found out you was taking my pizza home for your own eatin' pleasure...
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not to mention disappointing, employees ever to work...
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at Mr. Pizzacoli's Pronto Pizza Delivery!
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Why, a trained dolphin could do a better job than you!
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Well, sure, but then the pizzas would get all wet.
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Sorry. I guess it was just a regular horse. Weird.
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I know you've been embezzling my pizza...
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And when I do, I swear to God you will never...
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We'll go to the twins' house. We'll give them their anniversary gifts.
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And then we'll apologize for trashing their house. Then we get our special treats.
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- Dude, where's my car? - Where's your car, dude?
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- Where's your car, dude? - Dude, where's my car?
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- Did I drive last night? - Yeah, I think so.
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Dude, it's not funny, dude. The car is gone.
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Okay. Look. You're right. I know what we need to do.
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We need to get back into the state of mind that we were in last night.
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- That way, we could retrace our steps. - Yeah.
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Sense memory, simulated perception, altered-consciousness memory retrieval.
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Hey, it's Mrs. Crabbleman. She'll give us a ride.