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I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out
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a lot with Kyle lately.
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Is there a problem with that?
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No, I think it's amazing.
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It's awesome that someone like you could be okay
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with someone like him,
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given all the new information lately.
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You know, the stuff that's come out about
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how the Jews stole the Black race's identity,
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that the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans.
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You didn't hear about this?
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Black people are actually the Jews
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and people like Kyle have taken that from them?
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- Stop talking to me. - When the Jews came to America
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to escape persecution in World War II,
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they found that Blacks were already the underclass in America,
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so they had to invent a story for themselves
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which they can make everyone believe...
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...because Kyle runs Hollywood!
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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
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Guess what. I have some good news for you.
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A little magic fairy told me
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that you and Kyle are gonna get back together soon.
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I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien.
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But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day.
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And the little angel on my shoulder
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says that Kyle is gonna come running back to you any minute.
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- Well, dude, you wanna sit down? - Oh, no sorry.
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I was actually just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow.
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Me and Tolkien are making another TikTok video
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and my stupid phone died!
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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Tolkien, I got one, dude!
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The fuck is going on?
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Well, um, I'm gonna head back to class, guys.
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I don't get it. The little cupid is always right.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Why didn't Tolkien listen?
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Did you tell him about the Black Hebrew tribes?
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Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye!