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All right. Come on.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Alastor says he has something to show us.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#58
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[Bell tolls]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#59
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-[Static] -[Alastor] Well, hello there you wayward sinner.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#60
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Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Of course you do. That's why you're in Hell!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#62
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[upbeat music] But what would you say
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#63
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there was a place to stay that had none of that?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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a misguided path to redemption!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#67
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Charlotte Morningstar!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#68
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Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Such as somewhat functional staff!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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-And 24 hour Pest Control!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#73
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[Alastor] Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#74
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Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#75
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Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#76
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[video ends]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#78
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So, what'd ya' think?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Uh, yeah, one note...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#81
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Alastor, I mean--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#82
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First off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#83
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but um... maybe the tone is a bit...
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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off?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#85
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We want people to want to come here,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#86
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this makes it look... ummm--
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#87
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[Vaggie] Bad. The word you're looking for is bad.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Funny. I was going for hilarious!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#90
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demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#91
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Vaggie is right, Alastor.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#92
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The commercial was to let Sinners know we are trying to help them.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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and everyone remembers me from my radio show!
Hazbin Hotel
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The proper medium to express oneself!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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But you insisted on this: noisy picture box advertisement,
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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So I had a little fun with it.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Oh, fun. You had a little fun with it?
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Well, this is not what we want to represent us.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#100
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When you showed up here a week ago, you told us
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#101
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you would help run this hotel!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#102
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Instead, you're mocking us.
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
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Nobody's going to want to come to a place
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#104
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that a powerful Overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#105
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[sleazy music]
Hazbin Hotel
S01E01 — Overture
#106
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