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Uh, you wanna give me a push while you're back there?
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WOMAN: My little baby, come here. You missed Mommy, didn't you?
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Yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you? I won't let him. No, I won't.
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He can keep the big TV, but he's not gonna hurt my baby, no he's not.
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There is some damage to my car, and I had to fill it with premium.
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Would you like for me to take your pants off instead?
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People are real friendly around here. Whoa!
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HOST [ON TV]: And now, let's meet our contestants.
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I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.
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Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority.
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I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out.
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Look at that. That's a true albino pigeon.
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Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward.
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I heard them again this morning, scratching around.