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♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#4
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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[♪ triumphant music playing]
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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Come on, Slider, let's get some air.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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Hot in here, right?
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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Oh, now she's wiping down bottles.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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She's running out the clock on me.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#31
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[♪ romantic music playing]
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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[microphone feedback echoes]
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#42
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♪ You never close your eyes ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#43
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♪ Anymore when I kiss your lips ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#44
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No, thank you. Not interested.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#45
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♪ You're trying hard not to show it ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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Guys, please.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#47
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♪ Baby ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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A complete misfire.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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♪ But, baby ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#50
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I'm saying no!
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#51
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♪ Believe me, I know it ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#52
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I did not ask for this.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#53
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♪ You've lost that loving feeling... ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#54
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Eighty visibly-aroused servicemen
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#55
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are trying to pressure me into a sexual relationship.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#56
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♪ That loving feeling... ♪
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
#57
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Ah, what the hell.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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It's an '80s movie, so after ten nos,
Family Guy
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I have to be your girlfriend.
Family Guy
S23E01 — Fat Gun
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[all cheering]
Family Guy
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- Yeah, right. - Talk to them, Goose.
Family Guy
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It's true. We gave it the finger.
Family Guy
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Yeah, if you're not a Goodyear, get out of my sky.
Family Guy
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And where exactly did you see this blimp?
Family Guy
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That's classified.
Family Guy
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I also flew over a million miles an hour once.
Family Guy
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- What? When? - Also classified.
Family Guy
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Oh, he's just saying "classified" to cover up obvious lies.
Family Guy
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No, I'm not. They're all true.
Family Guy
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I'm six feet tall.
Family Guy
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- Stand up. - Classified!
Family Guy
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♪ I'm all right ♪
Family Guy
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♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout me ♪
Family Guy
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#103
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