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- In a few days, Carl Bardolph is set to invest
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#1
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$300 million in Hyper-G.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#2
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- Alvin died. - The landlord?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#3
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Who owns our house now?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#4
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- You could pay all cash. We give it to you at listing.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#5
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You've been running a magnificent scam
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#6
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on all your billionaire clients.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#7
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Now you're gonna dish all that dirt to me.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#8
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- Beautiful house, Duncan. - It was Hamish's.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#9
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We co-founded Fah-fa. He hanged himself.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#10
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- Call Nena. Put the rumors to bed.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#11
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- You seem riddled with guilt.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#12
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- Shut up!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#13
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Hello, Nena.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#14
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I'm calling to set the record straight on Hypergnosis.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#15
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[soft dramatic music]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#16
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♪ ♪
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#17
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- You should see the other guy.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#18
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- [chuckles]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#19
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- No, really.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#20
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I took everything from him.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#21
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[breathes deeply] Hmm.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#22
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[indistinct chatter]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#23
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♪ ♪
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#24
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Good morning.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#25
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Morning. Hi. Morning.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#26
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Hey, guy.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#27
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Hey, buddy.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#28
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Why does your desk have a patina of, like,
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#29
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crumbs and disrespect?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#30
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[blows]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#31
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Hi.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#32
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Hey, I need you to get it together today.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#33
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It's Bardolph Day.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#34
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Carl Bardolph is on his way.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#35
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And what are you gonna say to a man like him, huh?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#36
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- Uh-- - Nothing!
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#37
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Nothing. You're an NPC.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#38
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- I am an N-- - No, no, no. Don't.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#39
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NPCs don't talk.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#40
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Especially not when Bardolph's here, okay?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#41
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- Didn't he, like, invent spam?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#42
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- Excuse me?
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#43
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You are not fit to wipe the ass
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#44
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of the guy who wipes Bardolph's ass.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#45
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And no, he didn't invent spam.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#46
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He made the platform which made it insanely profitable.
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#47
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[laughs]
The Audacity (2026)
S01E05 — Lamplighters
#48
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