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- Hey, watch out!
A P Bio
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Are you crazy? You almost killed me!
A P Bio
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- Yeah, so sorry to scare you. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
A P Bio
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Where you going?
A P Bio
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I thought you wanted to talk.
A P Bio
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Huh, you were talking before, man.
A P Bio
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What happened?
A P Bio
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- All right, everybody, let's go ahead
A P Bio
S01E01 — Catfish
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and start to shut up now.
A P Bio
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Let's go ahead and start to settle into your seats
A P Bio
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and begin shutting your mouths.
A P Bio
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All rights, so my name--
A P Bio
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My name's Jack Griffin.
A P Bio
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And I don't wanna be here.
A P Bio
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I am an award-winning philosophy scholar,
A P Bio
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who for reasons I won't go in to
A P Bio
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finds himself with a free year.
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So I'm living in my dead mom's apartment here in Toledo
A P Bio
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while killing a little bit of time teaching...
A P Bio
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Advanced Placement Biology.
A P Bio
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But here's the deal, I do not care about biology.
A P Bio
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We're not gonna do any biology in here.
A P Bio
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And to be perfectly clear,
A P Bio
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this won't be one of those things
A P Bio
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where over the course of a year
A P Bio
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I secretly teach it to you.
A P Bio
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This also won't be one of those things
A P Bio
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where I end up learning more from you
A P Bio
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than you do from me.
A P Bio
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I know more than all of you combined,
A P Bio
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so, ha, that doesn't make any sense.
A P Bio
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I'm gonna spend the majority of my time
A P Bio
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mentally breaking my nemesis
A P Bio
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with the ultimate goal of taking his job
A P Bio
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as the head of Stanford Philosophy
A P Bio
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and then I'm gonna have sex with as many women
A P Bio
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as I possibly can throughout the entire state of California.
A P Bio
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But you don't need to concern yourselves with that.
A P Bio
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Uh, let's see.
A P Bio
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Feel like I might be forgetting something.
A P Bio
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"Mentally breaking my nemesis,
A P Bio
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sex with every woman in California."
A P Bio
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#43
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No, that was it.
A P Bio
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Welcome to AP Bio.
A P Bio
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[Ramones' "Listen to My Heart"]
A P Bio
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- One, two, three, four!
A P Bio
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- * Next time I'll listen to my heart *
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