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- Didn't the twins have a party? - Yeah, that's it.
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- The twins had a party. Right. - Right.
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I'm assuming we were. What kind of boyfriends would we be if we weren't?
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- Chimpanzees are lively... - I'm starving!
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I always wondered what a fridge full of pudding would look like.
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Is it possible that we got so wasted last night...
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that we bought a lifetime supply of pudding and then totally forgot about it?
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Jesse and Chester are shibby at the moment.
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Please leave your shibby at the beep. Shibby!
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You show up with a bunch of people, pizzas and a keg, and now our house is trashed.
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You guys are sucky boyfriends. You're always disappointing us.
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And now you're probably just sitting on the couch in your underwear...
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- Playing stupid thumb wars... - Wearing those ridiculous army helmets...
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And if you are, you've probably forgotten our anniversary.
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That means you don't get the special treats we had in store for you.
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We just wanted to call and thank you guys for trashing our house.
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- Good thing we already bought them gifts. - Yeah.
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- They must be in your car. - Right, they're in the car.
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So we'll just take the gifts over to the twins' house and get our special treats.
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What do you think they mean by "special treats"?
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We've been going out with the twins for a year now, and we still haven't had sex.