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It is I, Arthur, Son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
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We have ridden the length of the land in search of knights
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who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
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You’ve got two empty halves of coconut, and you’re banging them together.
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So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land.
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-Through the Kingdom of Mercia. -Where did you get the coconuts?
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The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover
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may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
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-Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? -Not at all. They could be carried.
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-What? A swallow carrying a coconut? -It could grip it by the husk.
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It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratio. I
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A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut.
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It doesn’t matter. Go tell your master that Arthur from Camelot is here.
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a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
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-I'm not interested. -It could be carried by an African swallow.
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Oh, yes! An African swallow, maybe. Not a European swallow. That’s my point.
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Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
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But then, of course, African swallows are non-migratory.
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Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
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-No, they’d have to have it on a line. -Simple. They’d use a strand of creeper.
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-He will be soon. He’s very ill. -I’m getting better!
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I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.